kucherovs:

MY ANACONDA DONT, MY ANACONDA DONT, MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT an nhl contract, no teeth and a stanley cup ring

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Fake NHL Magazine

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mulanies:

me too, Joff. me too. 

so-hockey-eh:

Ahahaha Claude Julien’s incredulous “hockey gods why!?!” reaction

marchandmad:

mike-smiths:

Why has no one talked about Brendan & Reilly Smith circa 2007?

ITS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE FOUND A SHIRTLESS PICTURE OF REILLY

A Short Poem About Hockey

hockeywashergame:

goaliesticks:

wristshotslapshotbackhandgoal:

sasssytuukka:

camo-zamboni:

massholehackey:

hatrickaner:

goaliesticks:

Where the fuck
Is the puck

There’s also:
What the fuck
Shoot the puck

pass the puck
you dumb fucks

Now who the fuck
Has the puck

I had the puck
You dumb fuck

How the fuck
Did you miss the puck

It’s just my luck
Y’all can’t think of any other words that rhyme with puck n fuck

shut the fuck up you little shit
because you’re about to get hit